Jan
23
Resistance is Fertile
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I am a locus of blogville. My life as it has been is over. From this time forward I will serve the very verve of Stumble and ping.
Search is irrelevant. Social bookmarking is seductive. Resistance is fertile. I wish to improve myself. I will blog to live and live to blog. I will stalk the A-listers and add their organic and technique-oh-so-logicalness to my feed reader. My culture will evolve to make me a better blogger.
I am blogger. I will stay awake and write one more paragraph and read one more feed. Who needs sleep anyway? Caffeine creates voltage. Voltage equals current times resistance. Resistance is fertile. Resistance equals voltage divided by the urge to assimilate current events. I will lower my shields and surrender to googling. Google and count, count and google. Google and... thunk...
...zzzzzzzz
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Very recognizable
It’s an exciting feeling when the days always come up a few hours short. To go to bed knowing tomorrow has so much more in store: great!
Tip: powernaps. 20 minutes is the perfect spot. Google it or search lifehacker.com.
LOL
Yaay! Someone got it!
…zzzzz …huh?
More coffee. I must have more coffee. Mr. Coffee, if you attempt to cut me off, I will destroy you.
You will disarm your resistance and escort us to SERP position 001. If you attempt to decaffeinate we will nofollow you.
I admire this post a lot. It shows conviction and creativity while still providing insight into your personality. Bravo!
Awww James! The original post was a lot longer and attempted to be a lot more cerebral. I could not get the humor to play nice with other forms of logic, so I let humor have a room of its own.
The right kind of assimilation can sure boost the voltage! Individuality (conviction and creativity) rubs off on those we meet. I’m been blessed to have met and recognized a few of you.